i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore
i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs
"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"
Man, can you IMAGINE how shitty makeup made by Axe will be?
If I wore Monster Truck Gas Fumes by Sephora AND Axe would that make me the machoest guy on the block? Would I get all the ladies? ADVERTISING TELLS ME I’D GET ALL THE LADIES.
I would personally throw myself at you, jekoh.
Eris?? Goddess of chaos strife and discord?? more like Goddess of animated hairporn jesus lord just look at it.
- Charlie Sheen
- Sean Connery
- Gary Oldman
- David Hasselhoff
- Mel Gibson
- Michael Fassbender
- Nicholas Cage
- Gary Busey
- Bill Murray
- Alec Baldwin
- Tommy Lee
- Josh Brolin
- Sean Penn
- Woody Allen
- Roman Polanski
- Axl Rose
- Sonny Bono
- John Lennon
- Sean Bean
- Elvis Presley
- Kelsey Grammar
- Chris Brown
Who Tumblr/Internet/Society cares about when they beat/rape women:
- Chris Brown
Reblog if your cramps have ever
- made you vomit
- lasted between 2-3 days
- stopped you from being able to walk or run
- made you cry
It’s not considered a viable excuse on any occasion, and I would like to know why.
- woken you up at night the pain was so bad
- made you pass out
- make you scream out in pain
I want to go to this exact point and run around it saying “I’m in Sweden!” I’m in Finland!” “I’m in Norway!” until I get tired
i aspire to great things in life
According to Google Maps, that point is in the middle of a small lake.
So we’ll do it in January when it’s frozen.
actually that’s why they’ve helpfully dropped a big-ass cement block with a bridge surrounding it in the middle of the lake: for the express purpose of doing what OP aspires to do
They understand us
I am totally down with this!
You want weird tv episodes that you’ve never seen before? It’s probably been on Buffy the Vampire Slayer. You want a musical episode? Buffy. An episode with no talking at all? Buffy. A good laugh about a demon-hunting dummy? Buffy. What about one where hyena ghosts posses high school students and then go eat their principle? Guess who. Just go watch Buffy you piece of shit.
Anonymous said: Hi, mind if I ask fashion advice? Recently I put on weight again, and am nearly a UK 18, which I'm kinda down about, since I dieted (healthily) down to a 14 last year, which I felt comfortable and pretty as. I'm pretty much an hourglass, but I absolutely hate my stomach. What sort of thing can I wear to make me feel a little pretty and maybe disguise/flatter, especially when I overheat in summer? Thank you, and I hope you have a lovely day! x
high-waisted skirts are heaven sent, and if you buy ones that have a lot of flounce to them it can really disguise your general tummy area
i also like getting dresses and belting them at my natural waist like this
i know this outfit is too warm for summer but i’m too lazy to try on clothes right now and it illustrates my point, which is that even though this dress is pretty straight/, the belt draws your attention up so the focus isn’t on areas of insecurity
i hope this helps! let me know if you have more questions :)
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